Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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