Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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