Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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