UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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