I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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