No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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