So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up under a house in Key West
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