Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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