Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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