I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
