Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
