I am in a vortex of obligation.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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