You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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