i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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