My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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