We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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