whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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