why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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