I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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