When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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