i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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