Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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