and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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