Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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