Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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