You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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