Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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