Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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