We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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