Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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