Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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