capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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