My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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