people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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