So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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