He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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