so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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