hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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