So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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