I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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