I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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