We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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