He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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