shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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