I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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