I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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