who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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