Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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