Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
