I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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