...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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