is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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