So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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