Its about making memories worth repressing
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
