oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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