Kiss
Puke
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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