shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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